† Happy Steak & BJ Day to you and yours. Such a good idea, but mine's not going so well. Apparently girls don't dig it when you give them diet pills for Valentine's Day.

Guys, there's still time to cash in, but you gotta hurry! I guess I gotta try a bit harder next Valentine's Day.

† Uh, yeah...where was I? OH, Uneasy Listening Vol. 2 is coming out at the end of April. Looks like a pretty decent tracklist, much better than Vol. 1. The cover is also pretty darn spiffy.

Buried Alive By Love (616 Version) *
Rendezvous With Anus (El Presidente Version) *
Sigillum Diaboli
I Love You (Joffa Bond - We Miss Ya) *
The Beginning Of The End (Remix)
Again (Hollola Version) *
Wicked Game (Live in Turku) *
Soul On Fire (Remix)
Beautiful (Hollola Tapes) *
Endless Dark (616 Version) *
Hand Of Doom (Live In Turku) *
Right Here In My Arms (Live In Turku) *
Sail On (Live In Turku) *
Pretending (Cosmic Pope Version)

* = Previously Unreleased

I am, along with the majority of you, hoping that the 616 version of "Buried Alive By Love" is what we have come to know as "Rescue" without all the background noise. Because if it isn't, may sweet baby Jesus have mercy on your mother.

† According to HIMFinland, the new album is supposed to drop in July. My guess is that they'll push it back to something like September, but you never know. They will be playing a few new tracks at the festivals they play this Summer such as Ilosaarirock & Miljoona Rock.

Some pending titles are "Passion's Killing Ground" & "Bleed Well" (pending some translation issues). The good news is that they are recording in Finland, not L.A., so they may return to their roots after all.

† *Edit 3/15* Apparently I'm a dick for not posting the lyrics to Summer Wine, Ville's duet with Natalia Avelon. Well, satisfied? I also forgot to plug the forum, as usual...

† Goddamn...where have you people been? Me? I just got out of prison after serving 6 months for a crime I didn't do. Thanks to DNA, yours truly is back on the streets!

Okay, the truth is that I've been damn lazy. But that's the beauty of this site. When the band takes off, we take off. Plus, we've been busy with other things. Like, Shane is co-editor of his school newspaper now, and me...well, I'm still doing whatever it is that I do.

Aside from this site, I have a million things going on. Let's see...I brought sexy back, Xbox 360, playing guitar, drinking Jagermeister, Xbox 360, working out, Xbox 360, sometimes combining Jager with all those activities. Oh, and I have one of those job/career things too.

But, I took a look at this place recently and it's in sad shape. So, I'm here to bring sexy back to this shit. We start by clearing out the old news and adding it to the archives.

Also, don't forget about the forums...we need fresh meat, so JOIN!

I posted up some new wallpapers. Thanks to everyone who sent them in.

Now we'll get to the news stuff that's not really news anymore...

† Ville recorded a duet with Natalia Avelon called "Summer Wine" for a movie called "8 Miles High". The single should be out in Germany in two days.

† HIM is confirmed to tour the UK as part of the Give It A Name Festival. Tickets are on sale now, so get them.

April
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27th † Earls Court- London
28th † NIA - Birmingham
29th † SECC - Glasgow

† That's about all I have in me at the moment. Hit me up on Xbox live under the tag xJAYSUSx if you want to get curb stomped on Gears of War.